If I have more than one of a particular card, I list the total in (brackets)
These are the cards that I am willing to trade for cards I'm missing.
| Number of cards: | 90 |
| Year: | 1959 |
| Manufacturer: | Topps |
| Number of Cards in Set: | 66 |
| Condition: | VG to Near Mint |
| Cards I have: |
1(3) I need you - like a hole in the head 2(2) Don't go away mad, Dear - just go away 3 You remind me of a movie star - Frankenstein 4 I can't stop chasing you - ya dirty rat 5 Stay just as you are - ugly, mean, cheap, stupid 6 Since I've known you, Dear - you've made my life a wreck 7 I love ya so much - & there's so much of ya to love 8 You have everything a man wants - a mustache, a beard, muscles 9(2) Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night 10 I've found the perfect valentine gift for you - arsenic 11(3) Your name will be with me forever - "Zelda" 12 You ought to be in pictures - horror pictures 13 You oughta enter the Miss America contest - you'd lose your citizenship 14 I remember the first time I saw you - I was sick for a week 15 You're real smooth - real smooth 16 I love your two beautiful eyes - & the third 1, too 17(2) You're the apple of my eye - ya worm 18(2) I love you because you're different - ugh, so different 19 You look like a million bucks - green & wrinkled 20 No wonder we like each other - Who else could stand us? 21 I love the way your hair grows down your back - Too bad it doesn't grow on your head 22(2) There's a word for you - echhh 23 I love your little hands, your little feet - & your little mustache 24 You're a doll - a croca-doll 25(2) I'd like to bring you home to Mother - she deserves a good laugh 26(2) You're the girl of my dreams - you nightmare 27 There will never be another you - thank goodness 28 I don't know what I'd do without you - but I'd like to try 29 I think of you - when I'm in the dumps 30(3) To the prettiest girl in the world - Give this card to your sister 31 You're the cave man type - hairy & ugly 32(2) I've got my eye on you - see 33(2) You're a charmer - a snake charmer 34 Roses are red, violets are blue - A head like yours belongs in a zoo 35 I dig you - the most 36 You're the strong silent type - ya monster 37 Say the words that will make me the happiest - boy in the world "I'm leaving" 38(2) You're just what the doctor ordered - ya pill 39 There's something about you I like - your money 40 Why can't you love me? - My mother does 41 It is better to have loved you & lost - much better 42 There's a word for you - slob 43(2) If you were the only girl in the world - you'd still have trouble 44(2) Some Valentine Day advice - Get lost 45 You're so friendly, so gentle, so kind - so's my dog 46 You may not be smart, Dear - As a matter of fact you're stupid 47(2) You've got everything - cross-eyes & bowlegs 49(2) I love you - but I've got horrible taste 50 I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world - & so do you 51(2) I miss you - but I'll get ya the next time 52 A girl like you is hard to find - thank goodness 53 I've got a crush on you - 54(2) Won't you come over for dinner? - We'd love to have ya 55 You have a wonderful personality - but not for a human being 56 Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? - Not you 57(2) I'll never forget you, Dear - Who could? 58 Looks aren't everything, Dear - In your case, they're nothing 59 You take the prize - you dog 60(3) We'll be sweethearts to the end - This is the end 61 Don't think it hasn't been pleasant to meet you - because it wasn't 62 You're just like a beautiful flower - You're surrounded by dirt 63 You've got something no other girl has - a 12-inch mustache 64 Darling, You have just what it takes to get - into the movies 90 cents 65 I picked this card because it fits you - Isn't it stupid? 66(2) We both got together to send you this valentine - because it's cheaper this way |
| Cards Missing/Wanted: |
48 You've got something no other girl has - me |
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